Oprah Gives Finacial Advice From High Horse

Oprah Winfrey recently hosted a series of episodes entitled “America’s Debt Diet,” in which she doled out financial advice while sitting on an actual high horse. She was accompanied by several advisors, each one a published writer and who joined her on their own, although not quite as tall, high horses.

On the show, Winfrey spoke with several families who were heavily in debt. While atop her horse, the millionare host projected the embarassing spending habits and credit card debts of these families on television for all the world to see.

After discussing each family’s spending habits and debts, Oprah offered tips on sticking to a budget and eliminating the debt.

One family in particular ate out for every meal instead of cooking at home, all the while racking up an incredible debt. Oprah graciously offered the help of her own personal chef to help the family learn how to cook economically. She then picked up a few gold nuggets and fed them to her horse.

Another family spent hundreds of dollars a month on clothes. Oprah looked down from her high horse, who like her was dressed in Gucci, to suggest that these families take a look at how much they spend on clothing. In her wisdom she suggested that these families go places such as The Salvation Army and Goodwill to find bargains. Her horse then pooped into an old Prada bag she doesn’t use anymore.

Many are applauding the efforts made by Oprah to reach down from her high horse to aid the common man. When reached for comment, Jack McDebt, one of the guests on her show, had this to say: “I just thought we would go on the show and she would give us a bunch of money and a car like she does for all those people in her audience. Instead she went off and told all of our debt secrets and horrible credit scores. I’d even settle for one of those diamond encrusted shoes her horse was wearing. Now, after the show, I still have my debt, and the whole world knows about it. Thanks Oprah!”


One Response to “Oprah Gives Finacial Advice From High Horse”

  1. Reordberend Says:

    Freeny, I just read this entry…yeah, a little late I guess. Still, I was laughing so hard I just about pooped in my own generic Prada bag here at work. I’ll need a new desk chair I guess. Kudos.

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